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Got Bob?
umm, stuff
Created on 2003-08-13 23:09:12 (#1254339), last updated 2007-05-04
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Basic Info| Name: | Bob |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 10-23 |
| Location: | Pompano Beach, Florida, United States |
| Website: | Got Bob? |
BioBob, often imitated never duplicated.
Wherever civilization needs a foothold in unflinching reality, there will be a Bob.
Bobs smell fraud the way others smell Danish cheese.
Bobs are what women want, only women don't always know this.
Bob doesn't really have a mind, per se. It's more like an intelligent libido.
Bobs derive more pleasure from assembling the patio furniture than from lounging in it.
Bobs look good dirty.
Bobs are lulled into sweet somnambulence by the steady whir of power tools.
When Bobs do nothing they do so because nothing is exactly what they want to do.
Bobs know everything about nothing.
Bobs don't trust salespeople, carnival workers, weather forecasters, and anyone with two first names
Bob begins where he ends and ends where he begins
Bob: the connective tissue of contemporary society? Or just a guy who gets around?
Wherever civilization needs a foothold in unflinching reality, there will be a Bob.
Bobs smell fraud the way others smell Danish cheese.
Bobs are what women want, only women don't always know this.
Bob doesn't really have a mind, per se. It's more like an intelligent libido.
Bobs derive more pleasure from assembling the patio furniture than from lounging in it.
Bobs look good dirty.
Bobs are lulled into sweet somnambulence by the steady whir of power tools.
When Bobs do nothing they do so because nothing is exactly what they want to do.
Bobs know everything about nothing.
Bobs don't trust salespeople, carnival workers, weather forecasters, and anyone with two first names
Bob begins where he ends and ends where he begins
Bob: the connective tissue of contemporary society? Or just a guy who gets around?
ConnectInterests (27):
all, asheron's call, cars, commas, computers, cynicism, damn, evil, ford, ford focus, games, i am a geek, junk, kill bill, morningthaw, movies, music, myself, other, porn, r/c cars, star wars, stuff, tarantino movies, video games, women, xbox
External Services:
 | immortalbob@livejournal.com | |
 | imortalbob |  |
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 | killerbobxxxx | |
 | bob@jadedproductions.net | LJ Messenger Status: offline |
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